Wise Words

Gchat from November 8th, 11:02 p.m.:

me: I just don't know what to do

whenever I fight with people

I end up feeling like the worst person in the world

Emily: ick

you are NOT the worst person in the world

not even close!

me: hitler's way worse

Emily: exactly

Thanks for cheering me up, Em.

Last night, my dad took me out to dinner. We went out for Chinese Food (American-style), and I ate so much, I didn't even have room for ice cream. (This has never happened to me before in life).

That was okay, though, because at the end of the meal, I got the most perfect fortune cookie fortune.

Would such a fortune make you happy?

Advice to people in the library

Whispering "shhhhhh!" at your ringing cell phone does not work.
But wouldn't it be cool if it did?

Word of Advice

If you are going to try to make a caramel sauce for the first time ever, do not:
1. Do it without reading a recipe, assuming that if you heat up butter and sugar. it'll probably all work out.
2. Have an emotional crisis in the middle of making it, thus preventing yoursel from noticing that the sauce is emitting noticable burned odor.

Just in case you were thinking about doing it, you know.

Maybe He's Right

Me: YAAAAAY! one of my favorite bloggers just sold her house that she thought would never sell!
Ben: ..... you need a new hobby perhaps
Me: like what?
Ben: hmm
Ben: something not involving the internet