
So you and other members of the sororitee who also live on the third floor need to have a sock-growing adventure:

(You also need to wear special headgear for your sock-growing adventure, if you're me.)
And then you grow the socks:
And they make bubbles:
And then they need room to grow, so you put them in the sink:

And then you love your blog SO MUCH, you put the socks on your feet to illustrate their sockiness, even though they are very wet:

And then your feet are wet, too:

And then you realize that you just put two pictures of your ginormous monster feet on your blog and you go write your presentation in shame.