Oh black dress that cost forty dollars at the Gap. How I love you so. I can wear you to the beach or to class. Even though you have a little hole in the back from when I snagged you on a door the first time I wore you, You are still great. I can wear you with a shirt. I can wear you without a shirt. I can wear you to take care of The Girl. Although sometimes I worry that you are a bit revealing for that. Oh, Dress, even though you make me look a little hippy in the picture that I took, I love you anyway.