I have made two important, yet dangerous, discoveries recently:
1. They sell baggies of chocolate-covered espresso beans at Novack, the snack bar in the library.
2. You can use the built-in webcam on MacBooks to RECORD VIDEOS on people's facebook walls.
In other news, I just realized that I don't know what I want to be when I grow up. Enlighten me, oh internet- what should I do with my life?