Sunday, April 27, 2008

Important question

How do you eat your string cheese?
Do you peel off little strings?
Do you take big bites out of it?
Do you start in the middle and work your way out?

I am curious.

Monday, April 21, 2008

Psych People Being Irreverent

"Did you know that elephants get PTSD?"
"How is that possible?"
"Well, you know, they have really good memories, so if some poacher killed their mommy when they were a baby, it would stay with them for a really long time! How awful."
"I can see it now: Dumbo II: The Psych Ward."

Monday, April 14, 2008

If my life were interesting, I'd post more

Here is a list of the things I have done since I last posted:
-applied for the late election of a minor.
-talked to the people in charge of p.e. credit about why they suck.
-done a trivial amount of homework.
-spent a day in second grade for my student teaching job.
-stressed about life after college without actually doing anything about it.

Don't you wish you were me?

Monday, April 7, 2008


The following emails were sent out to the entire sorority last night after Manoli and I left to go have dinner with Emma and Drew, unknowingly trailing blackberry cobbler juice all over the basement floor:

Date: 06 Apr 2008 20:28:54 -0400
From: a sister
Subject: blood in house
To: the sorority

who bled on the stairs/ are you ok?!


Date: 06 Apr 2008 20:43:39 -0400
From: the same sister
Subject: update: not blood
To: the sorority

the stuff that is on the stairs and basement floor is not blood. it seems to be some type of berry juice-type thing- can whoever is responsible for spilling this just let me know.


Date: 06 Apr 2008 21:19:35 -0400
From: the new house manager
Subject: *Seriously, the berries
To: the sorority

Seriously Thetas,
Whoever spilled berry juice and gave the first sister a heart attack needs to blitz me and clean it up. Luckily, it should clean up very easily.


(Ed. Note: OH NO!!! The first sister, seeing what she assumed was blood on the stairs, became very concerned for her sisters' health and safety, and called the campus security! All while Manoli, Emma, Drew and I were innocently enjoying fondue and cobbler a mere three miles away!)


Date: 06 Apr 2008 22:51:15 -0400
From: the new houseman
Subject: Re:GOT *Seriously, the berries
To: the sorority

Apparently people have been waiting with baited breath.

The answer is probably the cobbler. So, if you were unhappy that you didn't get to eat it, go lick the floor.*

*That is a joke. Under no circumstances should you lick our basement floor.


Lessons learned: do not make cobbler with frozen berries without defrosting and draining them first, and my sisters really do care about each other. And also, they have active imaginations.
Oh, and boiling water gets blackberry stains out of clothing, and a mop does a really nice job for the stains on the floor.